me: I can’t get over Ellie. She loves to play rough, her favorite toys are the swords and Will’s guns. She walks all over the house with them saying “Hiyah!” And remember when Will got those creepy eyes and teeth for Halloween and she put them on HERSELF and walked into the room with her arms out like a zombie making little zombie noises?”
Nic: That’s just what happens when you are raised by your big brother.
me: Hey! [pause] fine.