Will’s school makes my ass twitch. I love the sentence ‘we don’t want them to wait a whole week to read a book!’ as if, if we don’t get a book home from the library, all our kids will have access to are twinkies, coffee, and video games. I’m soooo tired of the condescending letters home. Hey—guess what, teachers? It’s only okay to talk to FOUR YEAR OLDS like they’re four. The rest of us are actual grown-ups like you.